I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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