Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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