My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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