the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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