Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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