Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
