so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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