in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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