Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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