I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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