Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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