the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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