And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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