Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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