thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
soo... how was my night?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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