69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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