I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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