Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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