just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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