i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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