I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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