don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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