Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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