I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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