Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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