My pussy is not your playground.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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