There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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