It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
