Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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