butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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