She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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