brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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