It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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