If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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