Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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