Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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