i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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