Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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