It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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