You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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