Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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