We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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