I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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