I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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