imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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