nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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