Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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