If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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