when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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