it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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