How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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